It’s Not Me, It’s You.August 6, 2009
Vanity: inflated pride in oneself or in one’s appearance. See also: CONCEIT.
My daddy, in my eyes, can do know wrong. He gave me a stellar example of the perfect man. The best part is, he doesn’t think he’s all that. He is humbled, mainly by God. But, I still think the world of him, and always will. If someone dare say my daddy is wrong, or selfish, or a liar, I would wonder if they were in need of psychotherapy. He is obviously amazing, and people who can’t see that are mentally unstable.
Well, I figured it out. Its like an SAT question.
My dad is to me as Barack Obama is to_________________
A. Nancy Pelosi
B. Bwarney Fwank
C. Henry Gates
D. All of the freaking above.
(Answer is: D for Duh)
Nancy Pelosi’s brain also works like an SAT question.
The following statments are facts.
*Barack Obama is black.
*Black people have been victims of racist comments and discrimination.
*Barack Obama have people that disagree strongly with his policies.
Based on the information above, pick the statement that is true.
A. People who disagree with Barack Obama are racists
B. Barack Obama deserved sympathy and leniency based on his skin color.
C. Barack Obama is never wrong.
D. All of the above.
E. None of the above.
Right Answer: E
Liberal Answer D.
It all boils down to liberals thinking Barack Obama is their savior. He is incapable of any wrong doing. So, therefore if you disagree with Obama, you must be an
insane, crazed, racist hate monger. An “angry mob”. It never even enters their
brain that maybe, just possibly, there is a remote chance that Barack Obama is wrong.
The funniest part is that in accordance with his liberal worshippers, Obama ALSO believes he can do no wrong. In fact, his ego is big and inflated that he could get rid of Air Force One and just float to where he needs to go. (this option is not only extremely hilarious, its also environmentally safe. You’re welcome Al “The Jolly Green Giant” Gore.) Obama thinks…I am great at manipulation, and it worked well for getting elected. But, he’s finding out quickly that fooling millions at a time is
more difficult than he anticipated. Oops. His bad.
In Carly Simonesque language:
You’re so vain
You probably think the world adores you
You’re so vain
I bet you think the world adores you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Humility is a charcteristic our President does not possess. It IS racist to hate someones ideals based solely on their skin color. So, consequently, it is also racist to like someone based solely on their skin color.
Call us an “angry mob”, say we “wear swastikas” and are “dangerous domestic terrorists. ” Its fine. The more angry you get, the more I am assured we are getting through to Washington.
Side Note: Barack Soetoro Obama is no Bob (my father). For one, my dad isn’t afraid to speak out for what he believes and against things that are wrong. My daddy prays, even in public *gasp*. He owns guns, and would protect my family with his life. My dad is a REAL MAN. He is a strong Christian, great father, awesome husband, and has worked hard, holding down two jobs for umpteen years. So, sorry Barack. You will never live up to that.