Our Fifth Grade President

September 9, 2009

When I was in elementary school, and someone would make fun of me, my mom said it was because it was they secretly liked me or were jealous of me. Name calling, chasing each other around, making comments about one’s parents or such, have always been regarded as playground tactics. Something ten year olds do when they can’t express themselves, so they do it in the best juvenile way they know how. Of course the flaw in this schoolchild reasoning is that if you make fun of someone you secretly like or admire, then all you end up doing is making them angry and you’ll never reach your intended goal of making out with them on the four-square court or borrowing their clothes at a sleepover. Apparently, this basic knowledge of childhood psychology is lost on the current liberal officials. Apparently, CHANGE also applies to the maturity level of our most prominent elected officials. Specifically, the one that sleeps in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

On http://www.barackobama.com, the website promoting Health Care Reform Now, it originally had a post stating that on September 11, the day that should be reserved for NOTHING EXCEPT remembering the thousands of lives lost in a horrific and vicious attack on our own soil, the President of the United States of America and his lackeys at the DNC organized an event, a “stay at home event”. Citizens were urged to sit on their behinds at home and call their representatives and senators to tell them “I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore!” and “because it is American to take care of our own”. No….I am not joking. Those words were literally on the site. Now, lets just assume that only half of America finds it offensive to use the word hell in such a manner. Oh well, that’s not the worst of it by far. Barry and his boys go on to say this AND I QUOTE:

All 50 states are coordinating in this – as we fight back against our own RIGHT WING TERRORISTS who are subverting the American Democratic Process, WHIPPED TO A FRENZY by their Fox PROPAGANDA Network ceaselessly re-seizing power for their TREACHEROUS leaders.


And the total name calls of the leftist liars is…..(drumroll please) 8. In two sentences. If it wasn’t so absolutely sickening you might actually be amazed at the skill. In case you don’t see the eight names under the veil of something or other, let me assist.

1. Right Wing TERRORISTS
2. Anti-democracy (please someone tell that man to look up the definition of democracy PLEASEEEEEEE)
3. Frenzied (implying insanity)
4. Propagandists
5. Treasonous
6. Hateful
7. Conspirists
8. Healthy and Wealthy

WHEW! Well, silly me! This whole time I thought that our President was above the tactics of some pre-pubescent boy. That makes it blatantly obvious that he is looking for a bi-partisan healthy debate. Right? (wipes dripping sarcasm)

NOT ONLY are his words so angering that it makes my blood boil until a blood infused steam is running through my veins, they have the GULL to make it on SEPTEMBER 11? Un-freaking-imaginable. Even for his standards. Which is probably why the link is no longer available. Thanks to modern technology and the ever constant vigil eye of sites like Smart Girl Nation and The Heritage Foundation we have the page listed on other sites.

I just don’t understand when they are going to get the simple math of it all. We are angry. They know we are angry. They call us names. We get more angry. They know we get more angry. Angry + Angrier = Angriest. Never in the history of the human race has Angry + Angrier = Loves it! You have to put something else in there to get to us being ok with what you are doing. An example of this would be Angry + Angrier + Your Resignation = LOVES IT! See how that works?

Mr. Obama, you have once again proved you are a disgrace. Congratulations are in order though. I honestly thought you would never surprise me with how low you could sink. You showed me, huh?




  1. Great job on the blog! Keep up the great work!


  2. Jen, I love this post. Excellent! 🙂

    • Thanks!

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