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SURPRISE! No, not really.

November 30, 2009

Being a person of marginal (at best) intelligence, I don’t expect everything in life to make sense. But in the past weeks, events have taken place that don’t surprise me at all. And I really have no clue how anyone else is surprised by them, or how they don’t make sense to them.

~ COUPLE SNEAKS INTO WHITE HOUSE DINNER AND TAKES PICTURE WITH JOE BIDEN: Not surprising. They were probably too afraid of making someone accidentally angry by asking the couple too many questions. Afterall, they could have been Muslim! And Joe Biden? Please. We’re lucky he knows how to find the White House. Although his daughter is rather apt at finding white things, especially under her nose. OH SNAP.

~CLIMATEGATE BREAKS AND NOTHING MAJOR HAPPENS: Silly Conservatives, scandals are only interesting when perpetrated by our side. Nothing EVER major happens when a Liberal does it. Case in point: if a Conservative shoved a cigar into an intern’s naughty place and then lied about it, I’m sorry was ‘speaking in definitions no one knew existed’, not only would he be impeached, but driven out of the Country. A liberal does it and is defended by every member of his party to this day. It would take a lot more than a couple of emails for the liberals to admit Global Warming is a scam. After all, the emails wouldn’t have even existed if the Wonderboy of All Things Warming Globally Al Gore hadn’t invented the internet.

~ IRAN IGNORES CENSURE AND SAYS IT PLANS TO BUILD 10 NEW NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS: NO! Really? Ignores the censure? Has anyone ever NOT ignored a censure? A U.N. censure these days is the equivalent to a Mom setting a plate of cookies in front of her kid and telling him “Don’t touch them or else” when she has never punished him before so he knows he can eat as many as he wants with no consequences besides his own rotting teeth. The surprise would be if Iran complied with ANYTHING, EVER. They’re rebels with a cause, and that cause is to blow anything American or remotely Israeli off the face of the planet.

~ LIBERAL MEDIA ATTACKS YOUNG PALIN SUPPORTER AT BOOK SIGNING: No shocker there. She wore a t-shirt. She asked for it! Forget the fact she can’t vote yet! She obviously supports Palin and should therefore know every word the woman has ever spoken, and carry note cards around in her purse to be able to combat any questions she may encounter at a notoriously hostile venue like Barnes and Noble. Everyone knows, go to a bookstore…bring note cards to justify buying a person’s book. Well just last week, I was at my own Barnes and Noble and was going to buy a book on crocheting, but when I failed to answer a question on the article name of the first written reference of crocheting in The Memoirs of a Highland Lady in 1812 was denied my purchase. It was my fault for being unprepared.

~ ADAM LAMBERT CAUSES SCANDAL WITH AMA PERFORMANCE, SAYS HE’S NOT A “BABYSITTER”: Actually I am kinda surprised, or at least I wouldn’t be if I remembered who Adam Lambert was or cared. But after I googled him and the performance, and his subsequent statements, I wasn’t surprised. Another artist says “It’s not my fault what I do in publicly. It’s not like anyone under the age of 18 watches TV without their parents around.” On a side note, I am going to have to remember to ask my babysitters when I have kids “Do you plan on rubbing people’s faces in your groin and/or same gender kissing? If so, I heard that’s not babysitter behavior, but I was unaware until 2009 when Adam Lambert told me it wasn’t.” We all own him a debt of gratitude for that nugget of information. Until then, I was sure all babysitters did that if you paid them enough.

~ OBAMA JOKES ABOUT JOBS CREATED AT TURKEY PARDONING CEREMONY: Surprised? No. The only parts that surprised me about this whole ceremony were these two things. 1. Obama pardoned the Turkey without commissioning an independent council to determine the nature of the turkey’s alleged crimes that led to his detaining, then after the commission reported it’s findings, they didn’t ship the turkey to a U.S. court, giving him a public defender since turkey pay is minimal, full constitutional rights, and a jury of his turkey peers. 2. The turkey, whose name was Courage, was given to Disneyworld following the ceremony. I was banking on him giving him to PETA so he could then marry a naked celebrity vegetarian and they could live happily ever after.

So, what’s the moral of this post? When you have really low expectations for people, it never surprises me when they don’t even meet the lowest you expect.

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Its called Public Relations, Google It.

August 22, 2009

Ok, I have heard everyone from Fox and Friends, to Wendy Williams calling the PETA billboard distasteful, ignorant, mean, and vicious. I call it….Liberal. If you haven’t seen it yet, well, here it is.

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Come on people, are you seriously surprised? Its PETA. That’s why they do these things. They are known for their banned Superbowl ads, outrageous billboards, and offensive ad campaigns. They do it on PURPOSE. Its what liberals do. They are geniuses and morons in their own right. Let’s review their principles (if you can call them that) and see if you get what I mean.

PETA revels in bad publicity. They are like the kids of your friend that cry and cry and your friend placates them because the child does not see the difference between good and bad attention. When no one pays attention to you for doing good, then if you do bad and get the same amount of attention, you just see the end result. Attention. It is childish and pathetic, but it works.

PETA doesn’t care about human feeling. Their business is not in the feeling of humans, but in the feelings of animals. These are the same people who admonished their liberal god, Barack Obama, for killing a fly. They don’t see the feelings of us relevant if the end result is the end of suffering for animals. Once again, the ends justify the means to them.

PETA is not known for their emphasis on education. Throwing paint on fur coats= intimidation. Creating sex infused and innuendo filled Superbowl ads= shock value. Grotesque videos of slaughterhouses and meat factories= fear. Fear, shock, intimidation…these things are trademarked by liberal radicals. They feed it to the American public because of one simple fact. IT WORKS.

So of course they made this billboard, and because of it, all media outlets and myself now have talked about it and beefed up exactly what they were aiming for. We are talking about them. I call it the “Tom Cruise” tactic. Nothing better for business than a good scandal. Who cares if the whole world thinks you are crazy morons? As long as Fido isn’t crying.

Wake up world! Stop even mentioning morons like this. The only reason I am mentioning it is to tell you to stop! If you wanna get outraged about liberals calling America fat…get mad at the proposed Obama Administration sugar tax, and fast food tax, or nationalized healthcare that will delay help to obese Americans if they eat fast food. In fact, I heard Ashton Kutcher say on Bill Maher that he thinks socialized medicine is grand, but he doesn’t want to pay for Mr. American’s heart attack when he eats McDonalds everyday, three times a day. It makes sense to him, somehow. I should have to pay for Joe Blow who won’t work to pay for his medicine, food, housing, education and childcare…as long as he doesn’t buy Kentucky Fried Chicken. The intellect is dizzying. Don’t try to understand it. It doesn’t make sense.

But a side note to PETA, if you are relying on humans to save the animals…it might be a good idea not to insult them and attack their personal appearance to gain their support. Since 63% of Americans are overweight…more than half of us are mad at your insinuation. Since vegan and vegetarian lifestyles are also dangerous and unhealthy ( Unhealthy Vegans ) way to promote educated and healthy body image information! Ridiculous.