Posts Tagged ‘Ridiculous’

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It’s Not Me, It’s You.

August 6, 2009

Vanity: inflated pride in oneself or in one’s appearance. See also: CONCEIT.

My daddy, in my eyes, can do know wrong. He gave me a stellar example of the perfect man. The best part is, he doesn’t think he’s all that. He is humbled, mainly by God. But, I still think the world of him, and always will. If someone dare say my daddy is wrong, or selfish, or a liar, I would wonder if they were in need of psychotherapy. He is obviously amazing, and people who can’t see that are mentally unstable.

Well, I figured it out. Its like an SAT question.

My dad is to me as Barack Obama is to_________________
A. Nancy Pelosi
B. Bwarney Fwank
C. Henry Gates
D. All of the freaking above.

(Answer is: D for Duh)

Nancy Pelosi’s brain also works like an SAT question.

The following statments are facts.
*Barack Obama is black.
*Black people have been victims of racist comments and discrimination.
*Barack Obama have people that disagree strongly with his policies.

Based on the information above, pick the statement that is true.

A. People who disagree with Barack Obama are racists
B. Barack Obama deserved sympathy and leniency based on his skin color.
C. Barack Obama is never wrong.
D. All of the above.
E. None of the above.

Right Answer: E
Liberal Answer D.

It all boils down to liberals thinking Barack Obama is their savior. He is incapable of any wrong doing. So, therefore if you disagree with Obama, you must be an
insane, crazed, racist hate monger. An “angry mob”. It never even enters their
brain that maybe, just possibly, there is a remote chance that Barack Obama is wrong.

The funniest part is that in accordance with his liberal worshippers, Obama ALSO believes he can do no wrong. In fact, his ego is big and inflated that he could get rid of Air Force One and just float to where he needs to go. (this option is not only extremely hilarious, its also environmentally safe. You’re welcome Al “The Jolly Green Giant” Gore.) Obama thinks…I am great at manipulation, and it worked well for getting elected. But, he’s finding out quickly that fooling millions at a time is
more difficult than he anticipated. Oops. His bad.

In Carly Simonesque language:

You’re so vain
You probably think the world adores you
You’re so vain
I bet you think the world adores you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Humility is a charcteristic our President does not possess. It IS racist to hate someones ideals based solely on their skin color. So, consequently, it is also racist to like someone based solely on their skin color.

Call us an “angry mob”, say we “wear swastikas” and are “dangerous domestic terrorists. ” Its fine. The more angry you get, the more I am assured we are getting through to Washington.

Side Note: Barack Soetoro Obama is no Bob (my father). For one, my dad isn’t afraid to speak out for what he believes and against things that are wrong. My daddy prays, even in public *gasp*. He owns guns, and would protect my family with his life. My dad is a REAL MAN. He is a strong Christian, great father, awesome husband, and has worked hard, holding down two jobs for umpteen years. So, sorry Barack. You will never live up to that.

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Top 10 Liberal Accusations

July 31, 2009

I hear this list of Liberal baiting questions. You know…the questions they ask in hopes of finding some contradiction or hypocrisy in how I respond. But they keep asking the same things numerous times. Maybe if I answer them here, then I could stop saying the same things over and over and over again. I doubt so, but here they are anyways.

10. Why do you want everyone to think like you?
This one is a classic. Most liberals think that we want everyone to convert to Conservatism. We don’t. I get some of my most insightful and intelligent beliefs based on the challenges of others. But I think its hilarious that they ask me that…in hopes of changing my mind? Maybe its hard for people to see the irony, but I see it and laugh at it.

9. How can you like Sarah Palin when she is a quitter who has bad parenting skills?
OH HOW THE LIBERALS HATE SARAH PALIN. Almost everyday someone asks me this….or says it in a statement to me…you get the drift. Well, Sarah Palin represents every thing this government needs. Someone who believes in God, the military, pro-life, pro-gun, and pro-capitalism. Also, when I was a rebellious teenager, I did drugs and had sex. This was not my PARENT’S fault that I did these things. I knew they were wrong. But I CHOSE to do them, just like Bristol Palin did.

8. You think McCain would have done better?
I am not a big John McCain fan. He fathered my mortal enemy Meghan. Do I think he would have done better? Yes. Do I think he would do the best? No. But stop asking me. He didn’t win. I got over it. Can you now get over it please?

7. How can you not want insurance for sick children when you are a Christian?
(I love how whenever a liberal is trying to make a point…they always use the kid angle) I personally don’t see the connection between insurance and religion, but I will humor you. My answer to this is simple. First, if you can’t afford to care for your child, you shouldn’t have had one. Second, I DO want sick kids to get better, which is WHY I want health care privatized. Duh.

6. Why do you blame Obama for Bush/Cheney ruining our economy?
Lets pretend America is the husband and our President is the wife. America marries the President, and after an eight year marriage they get a divorce. The wife cost the husband billions of dollars in debt. The husband then meets a new wife. He still has the debt from his previous marriage. The new wife is a shopaholic, she spends money like it is water, maxes out all of the credit cars, takes out loans from anyone she can. She spends so much that in just a few months of marriage she has TRIPLED the amount of debt he already had. Now. who is responsible for tripling the debt? Not wife #1….she’s already gone, and is only responsible for the debt of the past. Wife #2 it was alllllllllllll you. You can blame Bush for the economy, but I blame Obama for making it catastrophically outrageous.

5. Why don’t you support abortions for the mothers whose life is endangered or have been raped?”
First, only ONE PERCENT (1%) of abortions are for these circumstances. That means for every 99 babies killed for no reason, 1 is killed for the reasons listed. To understand why I don’t support it…remember that I believe abortion is murder. Lets say the kid is born. Mom gets raped. Should she be able to shoot her kid in the face because she went through a traumatic disaster? No. Mom gets cancer. Her life is in danger and she is going to die. Can she THEN shoot her kid in the face? No. That’s my answer.

4. You should respect whoever is in the White House, because he is President. Why don’t you?
I can answer this in 3 little words. Respect is EARNED. When he does something that is worthy of my respect, you’ll be the first to know.

3. Why can you not compromise?
We have. For years now, we have accepted your ridiculous claims, lies, deceit, and propaganda. Why can’t I compromise? Because of liberals. We have compromised for WAY TOO LONG…but your idea of compromise is us doing what they want. We’re tired of it. I, for one, say it is your turn to compromise.

2. Why do you say Obama is without morals, when conservatives keep getting caught cheating? Why not call them out?
First of all, I don’t believe who you have sex with has anything to do with politics. But I will answer. I think infidelity is a MALE PROBLEM. I have had boyfriends who cheated who probably couldn’t tell you what a Uighur is. But apparently cheating is political? I do feel sorry for any family who has to go through the hurt that their husband and father created. I hope they ask for forgiveness. When the news story hit, I said the same thing I always do. GUYS NEED TO LEARN TO KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS.

1.MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: “I try to get all sides of the picture, and the one painted by the right is that of fear & hate, never one of compromise & unity.” ~My favorite *free-thinker* and yours @darrwin
Elle. Oh. Elle. or LOL for some of you. Oh dear! I can totally see how that makes you open minded. No bias there. (if your computer just got wet, that was my dripping sarcasm)

Well there you have it folks. Gotta love the fact that Liberals constantly give me things to laugh at and blog about. Let me know in a comment if you have any good Liberal accusations and questions below.

Oh, and don’t forget, I am a racist, uneducated, ignorant, bible thumping, hate filled, brainwashed, manipulative, uncharitable, biased, intolerant, hypocrite. Or so I’ve been told.